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Ek Gaanv Ke Anpadh Ladke Ki Shadi Hoti Hai

Suhagrat Ko Kamre Mein Jaata Hai Aur Biwi Se Bolta Hai

Ladka: “Aj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga“

Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake Boli

Ladki: “Aur Ise Kya Tera Baap Chodega?“

Ek Raat Santa Station Jane Ke Liye Taxi Rukwata Hai.

Taxi Wale Ko Talwar Ke Dam Par Bahar Nikalta Hai Aur Kehta Hai

Santa: “Chal Apni Pant Khol Aur Muth Maar”

Taxi Wala Ghabra Kar Apni Muth Marne Lagta Hai

Santa: “Phir Ek Baar Maar”

Taxi Wala Fir Marne Lag Jata Hai

Santa: “Ek Baar Aur”

Santa Aise Hi 5 – 6 Baar Aur Karwata Hai

Taxi wala Rote Hue: “Sardar ji Itni Muth MaarLi Hai Ab To Mera Khada Bhi Nahi Ho Raha”

Santa Apni Bahen Ko Andar Se Bulata Hai Aur Taxi wale Ko Bolta Hai

Santa: “Jaa Ab Meri Bahen Ko Railway Station Chhod Aa“

Kareena Ka Zero Figure Dekh kar Bade He Mashoor Shayar Chodumal Khan Saab (Baba Saxidas Ke Cousion) Ne Arz Kiya Hai

Na Gaand Hai Na Seena Hai,
Na Gaand Hai Na Seena Hai,
Yeh Sali Kaisi Haseena Hai.

Boy In Very Romantic Mood: “Darling, I Want To Be A Part Of Your Body”

Girlfriend: “No Thanks, I Already Have An Ass Hole.“

Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ka Uske Ghar Pe Suna Gaya Kissa

Wife: “Meri Bra Utaro, Jaldi”

Santa: “Ye Lo Utar Di”

Wife: “Ab Meri Panty Bhi Utaro”

Santa: “Lo Ye Bhi Utaar Di”

Wife: “Khabardar Agar Aj Ke Baad Kabhi Mere Undrgrmnts Pehne.“

EID par qurbani k liye janwar dekh kar lena

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23 .- Pakistan Kasai Association
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17-nov-10 Pakistan k liye boht bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khofnak misal ban jaega, hmare log pakistan k kone kone me phel gaye hain, or apne ozaro k sath tayar hain, suraj tlu hote he pakistan mee khoon ki nadya behengi, ek b
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frm: PKA (Pakistan Kasai Association)

HAPPY EID in Advance.

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